Happy Independence Day! T&C Apply
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*For representational purpose only.
Happy ‘Playing mere desh ki dharti on loop’ Day , but tomorrow it will be ‘Despacito day’ again
Happy ‘Locality loudspeakers bursting with patriotic songs’ Day, but tomorrow it will be ‘Fighting with the neighbours’ Day again.
Happy ‘Kids patriotic fancy dress contest’ Day, but tomorrow it will be ‘Jaa beta, paise kamaane ki race mein lag jaa’ Day again.
Happy ‘Proud to be an Indian ’ Day, but tomorrow it will be ‘India is a nation full of problems’ Day again.
Happy ‘Painting tricolour on face’ Day, but tomorrow it will be ‘Painting the city red, black and blue with filth’ Day again
Happy ‘Bhagat Singh was a hero who died for the country speech’ Day, but tomorrow it will be ‘I can die for Justin Bieber’ Day again.
Happy ‘Wear Indian, go Desi’ Day, but tomorrow it will be ‘No entry with Dhoti Kurta in malls’ Day again.
Happy ‘Screaming sabse aage honge hindustaani’ Day, but tomorrow it will be silently becoming sabse aage in corruption’ Day, again
Happy ‘All Indians are my brothers and sisters’ Day, but tomorrow it will be ‘complaining and conspiring against each other’ Day again.
Happy ‘Flag hoisting in the community’ Day, but tomorrow it will be Communal Riots Day again.
Happy ‘Jai Hind with a grand salute’ Day , but tomorrow it will be ‘Saluting the traffic police with a 100-rupee note’ Day again
Happy ‘Bapu taught us Simple living, high thinking’ Day, but tomorrow it will be ‘I want the newest model of that phone’ Day again.
Happy ‘Freedom from British rule’ Day, but tomorrow it will be make fun of anyone who does not know English’ Day again
Happy ‘Bharat Maata ki Jai’ Day, but tomorrow it will be ‘Send your parents to an old age home’ Day again.
Happy ‘Posing proudly with the national flag’ Day, but tomorrow it will be ‘aspiring to be a part of the American Dream’ Day again.
Happy ‘Singing ai mere watan ke logon’ Day, but tomorrow it will be ‘looking puzzled at the mention of Vir Savarkar’ Day again.
Happy ‘looking patriotic, proud, and responsible’ Day, but tomorrow it will be ‘ what is the spelling of responsibility’ Day again.
Happy Independence Day. But take heart Indians, tomorrow will be our day again!
